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Post by Zeta on Jun 17, 2009 0:17:29 GMT -6
[size=4][center][b][font=CASTELLAR]LOCKER 319[/font][/b][/center][/size]
[font=perpetua][size=2]Locker 319 is a site which allows players to bring their own personal adaptions of every species into an interdimensional portal world known as Heteroic String Academy (a pun for any physics dork to enjoy).
Heteroic String Academy was founded by a man with a dream: a dream for a school for supernatural children. This usually cliche driven plot however went horribly awry after one of the staff members was fired for sleeping on the job. The professor had been a wizard, greatly aged and appreciated, and he didn't take kindly to being fired, so he cursed all of the entrance portals to the academy with a spell no man but he could ever break.
The only entrances and exits from the dimensional plane HSA had been controlled by the wizard - and he sealed off the exits though the entrances kept working just fine in the form of an inside joke.
Bamailzr the Wizard made all the lockers of the dimension you and I share baring the number "319" become portals to the school, and he upped the anty even further than just that. As a personal, immature joke that that principle was "Nothing but a cocksucking son of a bitch", he made it so only children who thought a homosexual though (even if unintentionally) while opening the lockers would pass through.
Crude and rude, Bamailzr in one foul dose of being fired played the greatest practical joke on Heteroic String Academy that was even know: considering no one has been able to reverse the curse in years.[/size]
[center][size=4]About the 319 Curse[/size][/center]
[size=2]Every time a homosexual thought, no matter how fleeting, overcomes a person in the real world as they open a locker numbered 319 they will be teleported instantly to the HSA realm carrying nothing but whatever was in their hands. The contents of their locker will also transfer over into the next world, and interestingly enough newcomers will always show up in front of a locker numbered 319 --- because every locker is number 319. Students who sign up for classes are required to personally mark which 319 is theirs or else it'll likely be lost forever and all the remnant things they have from the other world.
Strangely cell phones still work, the internet still connects, yet no one can get home.[/size][/font]
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Post by Zeta on Jun 17, 2009 8:05:06 GMT -6
[size=4][align=center][b][font=CASTELLAR]LOCKER 319[/font][/b][/align][/size]
[font=perpetua][size=2]Locker 319 is a site which allows players to bring their own personal adaptions of every species into an interdimensional portal world known as Heteroic String Academy (a pun for any physics dork to enjoy).
Heteroic String Academy was founded by a man with a dream: a dream for a school for supernatural children. This usually cliche driven plot however went horribly awry after one of the staff members was fired for sleeping on the job. The professor had been a wizard, greatly aged and appreciated, and he didn't take kindly to being fired, so he cursed all of the entrance portals to the academy with a spell no man but he could ever break.
The only entrances and exits from the dimensional plane HSA had been controlled by the wizard - and he sealed off the exits though the entrances kept working just fine in the form of an inside joke.
Bamailzr the Wizard made all the lockers of the dimension you and I share baring the number "319" become portals to the school, and he upped the anty even further than just that. As a personal, immature joke that that principle was "Nothing but a cocksucking son of a bitch", he made it so only children who thought a homosexual though (even if unintentionally) while opening the lockers would pass through.
Crude and rude, Bamailzr in one foul dose of being fired played the greatest practical joke on Heteroic String Academy that was even know: considering no one has been able to reverse the curse in years.[/size]
[align=center][size=4]About the 319 Curse[/size][/align]
[size=2]Every time a homosexual thought, no matter how fleeting, overcomes a person in the real world as they open a locker numbered 319 they will be teleported instantly to the HSA realm carrying nothing but whatever was in their hands. The contents of their locker will also transfer over into the next world, and interestingly enough newcomers will always show up in front of a locker numbered 319 --- because every locker is number 319. Students who sign up for classes are required to personally mark which 319 is theirs or else it'll likely be lost forever and all the remnant things they have from the other world.
Strangely cell phones still work, the internet still connects, yet no one can get home.[/size][/font]
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Post by Zeta on Jul 7, 2009 12:21:13 GMT -6
 Nobody asks to show up at Heteroic String Academy,
ask the teachers. The principal supposedly made some nasty mistake
and fired off this guy in charge of making portals for new students
to show up in HSA’s private dimension, and now everything is buggy!
HSA was supposed to be a private dimensional school for supernatural
kids who didn’t match up well with the human world –
In a final middle finger salute, the portal wizard made it so that
any student, no matter their species, who owned a locker with
unlucky number 319 and even though so much as one homosexual
thought would be transported to the school! HSA never planned
on being a boarding school for gay kids, just for monsters .
To make it all worse, the portals are set so that food, clothes, weapons, books,
anything anyone could possible need will show up in the small dimensional
town, but nobody can leave! HSA has become an unintended prison,
and the teachers can barely get the students to even so much as go to class.
Come get lost in the fun as a teacher or a student at Heteroic String Academy! [/font] [/center] proboards code for image advert:
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[size=1][font=Georgia]Nobody asks to show up at Heteroic String Academy,
ask the teachers. The principal supposedly made some nasty mistake
and fired off this guy in charge of making portals for new students
to show up in HSA’s private dimension, and now everything is buggy!
HSA was supposed to be a private dimensional school for supernatural
kids who didn’t match up well with the human world –
In a final middle finger salute, the portal wizard made it so that
any student, no matter their species, who owned a locker with
unlucky number 319 and even though so much as one homosexual
thought would be transported to the school! HSA never planned
on being a boarding school for gay kids, just for monsters .
To make it all worse, the portals are set so that food, clothes, weapons, books,
anything anyone could possible need will show up in the small dimensional
town, but nobody can leave! HSA has become an unintended prison,
and the teachers can barely get the students to even so much as go to class.
Come get lost in the fun as a teacher or a student at [url=http://locker319.proboards.com][b]Heteroic String Academy![/b][/url][/size][/center][/font]
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[size=1][font=Georgia]Nobody asks to show up at Heteroic String Academy,
ask the teachers. The principal supposedly made some nasty mistake
and fired off this guy in charge of making portals for new students
to show up in HSA’s private dimension, and now everything is buggy!
HSA was supposed to be a private dimensional school for supernatural
kids who didn’t match up well with the human world –
In a final middle finger salute, the portal wizard made it so that
any student, no matter their species, who owned a locker with
unlucky number 319 and even though so much as one homosexual
thought would be transported to the school! HSA never planned
on being a boarding school for gay kids, just for monsters .
To make it all worse, the portals are set so that food, clothes, weapons, books,
anything anyone could possible need will show up in the small dimensional
town, but nobody can leave! HSA has become an unintended prison,
and the teachers can barely get the students to even so much as go to class.
Come get lost in the fun as a teacher or a student at [url=http://locker319.proboards.com][b]Heteroic String Academy![/b][/url][/size][/font]
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