Post by Zeta on Jun 16, 2009 22:43:03 GMT -6
Not really, I'm lying!
Locker 319 is a site which allows players to bring their own personal adaptions of every species into an interdimensional portal world known as Heteroic String Academy (a pun for any psychics dork to enjoy).
Heteroic String Academy was founded by a man with a dream: a dream for a school for supernatural children. This usually cliche driven plot however went horribly awry after one of the staff members was fired for sleeping on the job. The professor had been a wizard, greatly aged and appreciated, and he didn't take kindly to being fired, so he cursed all of the entrance portals to the academy with a spell no man but he could ever break.
The only entrances and exits from the dimensional plane HSA had been controlled by the wizard - and he sealed off the exits though the entrances kept working just fine in the form of an inside joke.
Bamailzr the Wizard made all the lockers of the dimension you and I share baring the number "319" become portals to the school, and he upped the ante even further than just that. As a personal, immature joke that that principle was "Nothing but a cocksucking son of a bitch", he made it so only children who thought a homosexual thought (even if unintentionally) while opening the lockers would pass through.
Crude and rude, Bamailzr in one foul dose of being fired played the greatest practical joke on Heteroic String Academy that was even know: considering no one has been able to reverse the curse in years.
About the 319
Every time a homosexual urge overcomes a person in the real world as they open a locker numbered 319 they will be teleported instantly to the HSA realm carrying nothing but whatever was in their hands. The contents of their locker will also transfer over into the next world, and interestingly enough newcomers will always show up in front of a locker numbered 319 --- because every locker is number 319. Students who sign up for classes are required to personally mark which 319 is theirs or else it'll likely be lost forever.[/size]